GIRLS ! i swear...

Wow so i go get my hair cut cause i dont like it long with this weather (long isint long tbh..)
I take a shower for like ages scrubbing myself (i swear if i rubbed any harder id have no skin left)
I brush my teeth for like... 10 minutes and same with the mouthwash !
I frigin shave (not much hair on my face just the black hairs that luck mank with 1-2 in one place)
I wash my face with like EVERYTHING in the house thats possible to use
I pick up my phone half way through getting dressed, and wtf ? its a , Sorry i cant go out tonight even tough i promised i wouldnt cancel i have to stay home and babysit my cousin while my aunt and uncle and mom and dad go out, message
So i reply: Well sure i can pick up a take away or somthing and get a movie or two aswel and that way you dont have to cook your little cousins entertained and we can just chill.
Jess replies: No that sounds great but it would be weird to have you here with my little cousin here.
WTF ? I JUST CANT MAKE SENSE OF IT RANT RAVE QQ THE END
...jesus (now im thinking event yping this was pointless)
-_-"

Fully agreed!!!

Its like, this that, this that, then im like .... oki

a new serial killer has been born

that sounds like a blow off to me

im still raging, the term like a bull applies sooooooo well here. FFS

be romantic, just go to her place tie her up, and insert your memory stick into the hard drive

i know that was meant to be a sexual remark ! lol
no no drinking and making qq topics is what makes it all better...

dude a lil bit of drugs didnt kill anyone, just slip something into the glass

lol ive none the closest thing i had were party pill sup until like...2 days ago

maybe try the other gender lol

Trollin trollin trollin trollin i wanna trollin with you

anytime "putting on my nurse outfit"

mkay ill get the whipped cream and the wd40 shiz

"undresses" hmmmmm

i dont see the chains or the hot pokers -_-"

no but serious lol, god invented hands go get 'm tiger

ok my forum cyber time is up im afraid lol, dont feel like it anymore.

/hug

Aww I am sorry hun..when will you figgure it out.......women are F. U. K. E. D.....UP!!! why do you think I could never be a lesbian?!!! If I had to date me..I would freaking kill myself!!! lolz.........*lil humor to cheer you up*.........


OOOHH and NOT A durn tootin` WORD TOM!!!!!!!

That juse made me laugh lol

i say we burn all the women, starting with huntress

ftw

/cry

illusion wrote:i say we burn all the women, starting with huntress

ftw

you wanna Burn huntress You have to burn me.. NO one gonna burn huntress

Luls, women like it when u tell em what there gonna do. call her up and be like so we gonna go catch that movie? when she starts dishing out those excuses just

A. tell her to stfu and get in the truck...
B.when she starts getting loud pop her in the chops.
C. Never forget the best way to catch a woman is right behind the ear. dont wanna mess up that perty face.
D.If she starts to pout throw her out.
and E. always dry clean your clothes and truck seats after u "drop her off in the ditch u picked her up in".

mikey435 wrote:Luls, women like it when u tell em what there gonna do. call her up and be like so we gonna go catch that movie? when she starts dishing out those excuses just

A. tell her to stfu and get in the truck...
B.when she starts getting loud pop her in the chops.
C. Never forget the best way to catch a woman is right behind the ear. dont wanna mess up that perty face.
D.If she starts to pout throw her out.
and E. always dry clean your clothes and truck seats after u "drop her off in the ditch u picked her up in".

mikey your a bad man lol