Weightloss QQ (Not for the weak stomached)

Ok, if you're eating, just ate, or generally grossed out by things... Then i'd suggest moving on to a different post.

Alright, so im trying to lose weight so i can get into the army, so naturally, im taking a weight loss pill to help me lose that weight.

The pill that im taking is called "Alli" and i've never had a problem with it, and i never experienced anything that people warned me about from the pill, until last night.

So i got home last night, and i felt the urge to fart... You know, normal feeling i feel all the time, so i pushed - whatever.

So i ripped this huge fart, but afterwards... something just didnt feel right... It turns out that i ate more then my allowed 15 grams of fat intake.

If you go over the 15 Grams of fat, the pill causes it to pass right through you as this kind of oil, the kind of oil that you'd see on top of pizza.


and when i farted.... thats what came out... It even says on the Bottle of Pills "May cause oily spotting when passing gas" This wasnt oily spotting... this was like a court of motor oil in my pants... sigh....

That was a fun night...

LOL laughed at that so much XDXDXD
sorry man lol......

This is possibly the most disturbing thing I have read in a while.....lkkolz you sharted! lol

Dont worry its just an Oring leaking. youll be fine. Maybe some "stop leak" from autozone?

why do ya wanna go into army? Oo

Don't know what to say about this exept for I recommend you stop taking that medicine.

Lol, that sounds funny, i think I heard of people doing that and that stuff happening to them. ROFLMAO!

its epicly funny lol but nothing like the " i took a dump and couldnt flush the toilet cause the water was off so theres a big chocolate smell funnel in the toilet and my dog drinks from there" sotry better

Al wrote:why do ya wanna go into army? Oo

Because he wants to be on that "Be All You Can Be" commercial.

1.Why the amry I gussess you want end your life fast the only thing I've sceen from the army is people commithing suside an loose body parts tham that your choose if you want die.
2.Piles man you want be an addicate like michelle jackson he died from piles the world greast guy sad story he was loved bye the world the piles end his life.